Bank Joke

I applied for a job with a building society the other day. I studiously completed the
application form and gave it to the Manager, who read through it and when he had
finished said "With your credentials, I have the perfect opening for you"
"Great" I replied. "It’s called the door" he said sternly "Now get out".

The customer service at my local bank is so bad that yesterday, when I went and
asked the bank teller if he would check my balance, he pushed me over and said
"not very good, is it?".
My daughter who is at college came to me in tears the other day saying that I given her terrible financial advice.
When I quizzed her on what she meant she said " It was you that said to put all my money into that particular
bank and now it has troubles".
"You must be mistaken" I told her "It's one of the biggest in the county".
"Well why have they just sent back of of my cheques with a note that says 'Insufficient funds'.